Things that wont work. Feel free to add your own:

1. hypnosis CDs while you drive

2. Dehydrated water – just add water

3. The button on your desk that read: “Press to blow up teacher”

4. Voice activated release catch on a bra.

5. The Do It Yourself Cook Like His Mother now with matching Dress Like Her Father

6. The You Suck Karaoke Machine

7. The What are my chances metre – because sometimes no means maybe

8. web cartridges that look like shaving foam being shot out nut you can hang from.

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