The things that wont work
Things that wont work. Feel free to add your own:
hypnosis CDs while you drive
Dehydrated water – just add water
The button on your desk that read: “Press to blow up teacher”
Voice activated release catch on a bra.
The Do It Yourself Cook Like His Mother now with matching Dress Like Her Father
The You Suck Karaoke Machine
The What [...]